smoked out the pizza guy

[usedchemicals]

one time i was at a party, and it was in the middle of december. we ordered a pizza from this guy's house, but he had a reputation for passing out before the pizza got there, so that they'd have to go back with the pizza, and no cash.

we convinced them that he wasn't the only person there, and we'd pay for the pizza. we then decided that we wanted to go on a burn, and we were gonna leave him there. we told him that it was very important that he got the pizza and paid for it.

when we got back from our burn, he was sitting in the snow under a tree in his front yard with his boxers and snow boots on. he had a sign laying on his chest that said "leave $2 with the pizza" and the hot pizza was sitting on his lap. we woke him up and went inside, it was fucking hilarious.

[GratefulDead4ever]

one time i was at a party, and it was in the middle of december. we ordered a pizza from this guy's house, but he had a reputation for passing out before the pizza got there, so that they'd have to go back with the pizza, and no cash.

we convinced them that he wasn't the only person there, and we'd pay for the pizza. we then decided that we wanted to go on a burn, and we were gonna leave him there. we told him that it was very important that he got the pizza and paid for it.

when we got back from our burn, he was sitting in the snow under a tree in his front yard with his boxers and snow boots on. he had a sign laying on his chest that said "leave $2 with the pizza" and the hot pizza was sitting on his lap. we woke him up and went inside, it was fucking hilarious.

thats actually prertty funny lol they would have been funny to see

[sensi skier]

I am a pizza guy and sometimes I deliver to smokers. I've only ever smoked with ppl twice. It's pretty awesome when someone tips you with a few tokes. So, if you ever are short on change and have some bud...your pizza guy will likely love it as a tip.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

If I have money tomorrow and am able to find bud, then I will smoke up a homeless guy. I will bring pics!

[afghooey]

I hope you buy the guy lunch man, giving a homeless guy the munchies just sounds cruel if you ask me.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

What?! I have to smoke him up and buy him lunch? The homeless are so greedy these days...

[Lethal G]

My brother is a pizza guy and he says he's gotten MJ as a tip in a few rare cases. He said a few of the people he has delivered to has also offered hits to him. Although I don't think he's giving away free pizza like the guy did for you...lol.

[Inferius]

What?! I have to smoke him up and buy him lunch? The homeless are so greedy these days...

That's really cool.
Just buy some chips and a soda...
But thats really cool, smoking up a homeless guy...
If you really do it, your karma will prolly be up 30 points...

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Well, a few months back I was gonna give a homeless guy some cash because I had been paid rather a large amount of cash... but instead, I bought him a sausage roll, a big carton of OJ and some doughnuts. Id rather him have food to eat and juice to drink than have money to waste on booze. And Inferius, true, some chips from the chippy and a can of coke doesnt even come to £2.

[DannyMan]

that sounds sooooo awesome. ive gotten a few odd looks from delivery guys when i answer the door high.... maybe they're just jealous lol.

I used to work at dairy queen and there were high people coming thru the drive thru ALL the time...some would even be smoking at the window, or rolling a j. that made me sooooo jealous- work sux

Haha I was once smoking a blunt with a bunch of people in my car while going to a drive thru and let the person at the window have their share of the rotation...2 puffs!