Quote Originally Posted by Fengzi
Nah, probably just bad English, translations from Chinese tend to be far more entertaining. There's entire websites devoted to "Chinglish"

Check these out, funny thing, is the English often is far from the direct translation. For example, the Chinese characters for "Instant Jew's Ear Fungus" actually say "Natural Wood Ear"
Thats the word I was trying to think up. Theres also one for the Japanese translations too, I believe.