Chinese people are nutters

[Fengzi]

Having lived in China, and having a Chinese wife, I have to say that nothing surprises me anymore. Check these out

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/arti.../EvanMarks.htm

[cambam]

Having lived in China, and having a Chinese wife, I have to say that nothing surprises me anymore. Check these out

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/arti.../EvanMarks.htm

Those pictures are class.

[Nochowderforyou]

Ha ha! That's nice. A Panda in a drunken state is so hard ro resist. Who knew that wild animal in captivity would become violent. Surely ther panda knew the man was drunk.

I used to work at a Sushi resturaunt, and we'd get Chinese and Japanese folks in there all the time. They were so serious coming in, but give them a few cups a Saki and all hell breaks loose!

[Fengzi]

Maybe the fact it was translated from chinese?

Not all languages have the same structure. The French are famous for it, their sentences are backwards, lol.

Nah, probably just bad English, translations from Chinese tend to be far more entertaining. There's entire websites devoted to "Chinglish"

Check these out, funny thing, is the English often is far from the direct translation. For example, the Chinese characters for "Instant Jew's Ear Fungus" actually say "Natural Wood Ear"

[cambam]

Nah, probably just bad English, translations from Chinese tend to be far more entertaining. There's entire websites devoted to "Chinglish"

Check these out, funny thing, is the English often is far from the direct translation. For example, the Chinese characters for "Instant Jew's Ear Fungus" actually say "Natural Wood Ear"

Thats the word I was trying to think up. Theres also one for the Japanese translations too, I believe.

[buddymyfriend]

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.

Lmao, what a crazy schmuck!! Shoulda kicked it in the crown jewels!

Peace

Buddy

[Gothen]

See! I been sayin it fer years! If we were ta get into a fight with dem bastards, we'd lose in a month! TOPS!

Bastards'll fight pandas! PANDAS!! And most of OUR men have a fear of spiders!

In all seriousness, that was quite funny. I'm the kind of guy that when I'm beer drunk, I get the same way. If I were to see a panda, I'm pretty sure I'd want to pet it too haha