Quote Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
LOL!! This is too rich! I will trade places with someone; I'll do your work if you do mine. Tomorrow is Wednesday so you have to get back to me quickly. By Friday, I need:

1. A 200 page legal document shortened to less than 20 pages (front and back) that clearly explains the legal process and company process that is to be followed pertaining to this document. You'll also need to take screen shots and put together a training packet for this project.

2. 1 signoff from a General Manager/VP in New Jersey to proceed with a project that will bill $3million by the end of the year. Oh, but the VP is away on business and an onery type.

3. 2 single paged, double-sided documents to be used as reference material. The information will need to be culled from 3 different corporate databases and will have to be written so it is a 'national' document but addresses all the specifics relative to individual states.

4. 1 Power-point preso that will be presented to Directors, VPs, and EVPs that breaks down the 50+ projects my team has worked on this year, their current status, captured revenue, and next steps.

That is all due on Friday by COB (Close of Business)

On Monday, I have a hot item that is due first thing in the morning. I'll need the addresses for approx. 6300 accounts in one state so they can be loaded on to a Excel spreadsheet by the end of the week. I might need to mention that the addresses will need to be filtered to eliminate duplicates and the project initiation to correct these accounts needs to start no later than 2 weeks after the spreadsheet is complete...but you have no funding.

If someone can get that done for me in the alloted timeframes, I will gladly write a book review, term paper, research paper, whatever; as well as guarantee a grade on the paper of no less than a B/3.0/8 out of 10/or whatever grading scale your school uses.

Deal?
If you have all that to do, what da fuck are you doin here??? get crackin Boy! lol