alrightyo i jsut got hte bomdast weed from my dealer i got a quarter im gonna buy the rest he has tomrw anyways for my story...well listen up yo

i was like walking through the forest one night whent his lil elf jumped at me. He was like "Hey, you know riddles?" i relpied with a short but settle "yes" then tell me one he screamed! i said the frog walked two miles in the snow yet he walked 22 in the fog and 222 in the desert. Where was he walking too? THe elf sat there stumped i took out a joint i rolled earlier and he somehow had one too except it was like a glwoing joint with this giant glow that said SMOKE ME SMOKE ME and i was like shit!!! pass that shit bro!!! i toked that shit and i was just like gibberish all int he membrane..but the morale of the story is that never trust elves....unless they bring their own weed and u meet them in the woods...in that case smoke all their weed and build a tree house... SQUAK THE PARROT!!!!
sToNeDpEnGuIn420 Reviewed by sToNeDpEnGuIn420 on . <..>STONED STORIES<..> hey whats up all...well if ur stoned and u wanna make up some story that sounds cool in ur head lol put it on here i love reading them...im off to smoke two bowls then i'll post a story :D Rating: 5