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    I passed Labcorp

    Boy was I shittin' yesterday when i got a suprise call saying I got the job and have 24 hours to get my drug test...ok, keep calm I thought to myself. I knew I wouldn't be able to clean my azz out so I got someone's clean pee and constructed a makeshift bladder
    I got a 2 oz empty body spray bottle and took the cap off. I scrubbed it with scorching hot water, a toothbrush, bleach and soap for an hour until it was clear of any smells or traces of perfume. I poured the pee into it and covered the top with a piece of a zip lock bag and a rubber band.
    Then I sanitized the bottle again under the scalding hot water and slid it up into me...im a girl
    I kept a bobby pin in my hair so when came time to pee, I just pierced the cover to the bottle and 'pee' into the cup. Last time I had a test there I was clean and the MALE NURSE stood outside the bathroom stall so I figured he would hear me rattling a bottle around, that's why I went through this trouble.
    Well much to my joy, they had me lock my purse in a box in the bathroom and left me in there alone!! yay!! so i slid the bottle out (boy was I uncomfortable too!) and simply poured the pee into the cup and since it was kept in me, the temperature was a perfect 97 degrees. (there is a temp. gauge on the cup).
    i gave her the cup, she checked off on the forms it was real and the temp was good and off it went. yay!
    im a little hesitant to smoke a bowl though until i know everything is good.
    missJambi Reviewed by missJambi on . I passed Labcorp Boy was I shittin' yesterday when i got a suprise call saying I got the job and have 24 hours to get my drug test...ok, keep calm I thought to myself. I knew I wouldn't be able to clean my azz out so I got someone's clean pee and constructed a makeshift bladder:) I got a 2 oz empty body spray bottle and took the cap off. I scrubbed it with scorching hot water, a toothbrush, bleach and soap for an hour until it was clear of any smells or traces of perfume. I poured the pee into it and Rating: 5

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  3.     
    #2
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    that part about "sliding it up into you" was kinda hot.......

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    #3
    Junior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    good for you!
    i often wondered if that would work! thanks!

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    #4
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    Quote Originally Posted by Damon32
    that part about "sliding it up into you" was kinda hot.......
    Tell me about it.
    \"They must find it difficult.
    Those who have taken authority as the truth.
    Rather than truth as the authority.\"

    .: First grow, Soil, CFLs start to finish :.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    lol great minds think alike

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    #6
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp



    ^^ A 2oz. body spray bottle. I suppose it wouldn't have been too difficult then. congrats.

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    #7
    Junior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    would you agree with me that it was cannabis that gave you inspiration,you are really smart who woulda thought of that

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    #8
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    Jesus, thats fuckin sly... girls CAN get away with anything after all, well done haha i like your style lol

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    #9
    Senior Member

    I passed Labcorp

    Way to go!:dance:

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