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09-19-2006, 06:16 PM #1OPMember
I passed Labcorp
Boy was I shittin' yesterday when i got a suprise call saying I got the job and have 24 hours to get my drug test...ok, keep calm I thought to myself. I knew I wouldn't be able to clean my azz out so I got someone's clean pee and constructed a makeshift bladder
I got a 2 oz empty body spray bottle and took the cap off. I scrubbed it with scorching hot water, a toothbrush, bleach and soap for an hour until it was clear of any smells or traces of perfume. I poured the pee into it and covered the top with a piece of a zip lock bag and a rubber band.
Then I sanitized the bottle again under the scalding hot water and slid it up into me...im a girl
I kept a bobby pin in my hair so when came time to pee, I just pierced the cover to the bottle and 'pee' into the cup. Last time I had a test there I was clean and the MALE NURSE stood outside the bathroom stall so I figured he would hear me rattling a bottle around, that's why I went through this trouble.
Well much to my joy, they had me lock my purse in a box in the bathroom and left me in there alone!! yay!! so i slid the bottle out (boy was I uncomfortable too!) and simply poured the pee into the cup and since it was kept in me, the temperature was a perfect 97 degrees. (there is a temp. gauge on the cup).
i gave her the cup, she checked off on the forms it was real and the temp was good and off it went. yay!
im a little hesitant to smoke a bowl though until i know everything is good.missJambi Reviewed by missJambi on . I passed Labcorp Boy was I shittin' yesterday when i got a suprise call saying I got the job and have 24 hours to get my drug test...ok, keep calm I thought to myself. I knew I wouldn't be able to clean my azz out so I got someone's clean pee and constructed a makeshift bladder:) I got a 2 oz empty body spray bottle and took the cap off. I scrubbed it with scorching hot water, a toothbrush, bleach and soap for an hour until it was clear of any smells or traces of perfume. I poured the pee into it and Rating: 5
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09-20-2006, 07:54 PM #2Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
that part about "sliding it up into you" was kinda hot.......
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10-20-2006, 09:55 PM #3Junior Member
I passed Labcorp
good for you!
i often wondered if that would work! thanks!
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10-22-2006, 11:22 PM #4Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
Originally Posted by Damon32
\"They must find it difficult.
Those who have taken authority as the truth.
Rather than truth as the authority.\"
.: First grow, Soil, CFLs start to finish :.
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10-23-2006, 06:57 AM #5Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
lol great minds think alike
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10-23-2006, 03:56 PM #6Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
^^ A 2oz. body spray bottle. I suppose it wouldn't have been too difficult then. congrats.
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10-24-2006, 03:00 PM #7Junior Member
I passed Labcorp
would you agree with me that it was cannabis that gave you inspiration,you are really smart who woulda thought of that
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10-24-2006, 03:07 PM #8Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
Jesus, thats fuckin sly... girls CAN get away with anything after all, well done haha i like your style lol
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10-26-2006, 04:01 AM #9Senior Member
I passed Labcorp
Way to go!:dance:
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