READ what your own instructions say more carefully:





"""DO NOT BUY PEANUT BUTTERS LIKE 'JIF' AND 'SKIPPY'

(I'm aware they have natural versions of their products, but they are also not really effective at all)

(I can't stress this enough, you will not get buzzed at all if you use those garbage brands, you'll also be consuming partially hydrogenated soybean oil (the main component in the faux-butter that movie theaters use on their popcorn). This "partially hydrogenated" shit will not absorb the goods properly, so make sure you pay attention at the grocery store :P ""