Well Matt,

Congradulations on your good luck. You need to chill on the amount part and keep counting your blessings. No, not to many people can tell you the exact amount you'll have after drying depending on exactly when you determine to cut her. You could cut her today or three weeks from now so who knows?

Now for the drying issue. Seems to me that you wont be drying in your folks house. If you want to smoke that weed seems like you will be drying outdoors if you don't want your mom involved. Those damn women are always snooping and finding shit it's just their nature. Your best bet would be to cut it, prune it, then dry in a paper bag somewhere secuded outside or a secure location. But what do I know?

Loco