Don't smoke in the bathroom

[SkatePopwar]

alright try this out, its a combo of 2 methods ive done to reduce the smell of smoke, if blow out a window and spray down itts probably be completely undetectable.

so....get a water bottle (poland spring or anything else, doesnt rlly matter) and get a nail or something reasonably sharp and metal, heat it up with a lighter and push it through the bottom, moving it in circles till the holes about the size of an eraser. now, get some fabric softeners (those sheets that you throw in a dryer that smell really good) and cotton balls, first stuff 3-4 dryer sheets through the top onto the bottom, or until you think its enough, and then pop a bunch of cotton balls in until its almost full. k! your done! now all you do is get the top layer of cotton balls a little bit damp (spray bottles work well)and blow your hits in there, preferabbly out a window. it should work wonders!

[yoda]

i used to smoke in my room at night after my mom and her bf fell asleep. closed the door, put a towel underneath, then opened window. didnt use a blow tube too much, cause i realized smell didnt stick long.

over the last year, year and a half i got lazy though. i either smoke on my deck(if i roll a joint or blunt), or i just smoke in my living room when their asleep. no blow tube, no axe spraying. then again, i smoke a jack after, which covers the smell.

[yoyoman1020]

My friend had an idea where he worked out in the same shorts and jeans for 3 days and then hid them in his room. It smells like ass but doesnt smell like pot.

haha awesome. i dont know if id be willing to make that sacrifice though

[hammertime]

i usually shit in my pants for a week so then my parents cant smell the weed, they only smell my shitted up pair of jeans mud staining the white carpet

[fikusroot]

I'll sometimes get mexicans to sleep in my room and urinate on my walls just to get the smell of weed and cheap cologne out of my room.

[D1me]

When my parents are asleep ill either go out on the front porch with the light off and smoke, or down in the backyard in the hot tub (best place to spark up a bubbler, smoking a bubbler with bubbles all around you is the way to do it). when it's day time ill go out back and around the side of the house so my neighbors don't see me

[Buddha Man]

hahaha pretty funny how u acted like u were lookin for someone else. i can picture me doin that too. u wanna kno another true story? today my grandmother found and threw away 13 seeds i had been planning to plant. damn lucky she didnt find my bowl and grinder. phew!

[pixel]

couldn't of said it better myself dude. i was caught in the bathroom, not redhanded but a situation similar to yours. the bathroom is one of the most retarded spots to try to smoke when you think about it, but at the time, i didn't. i was focused on the fact that i could lock the door and smoke without worrying about someone walking in on me. what I would do was spray lysol, take a hit, spray lysol where i blew the hit, and i would think that was fine. it wasn't. even with the lysol, something just doesn't smell right.

what you need is tobacco odor spray, designed to mask the smell of a ciggarette. and ciggarette smoke is tons more potent and smelly than pot smoke, so this stuff is overkill.

now when i say you need a different spray, thats for other things. don't get the idea that smoking in the bathroom works (that is unless you have a window in your bathroom and a fan you can exhaust the smoke outside with, then with that spray too you are fuckin SET).

EVEN SO, i still do not recommend smoking in the bathroom ever. imagine if someone needs something out of it and knocks on the door, asking you to hand it out to them. when you open a door backwards (opening it towards you) the air gets pushed out to a new space where there was no air before, and your door knocker gets a huge breeze of whatever it smells like in your bathroom instantly.

if you really have no other choice than the bathroom, use a bowl/bong/bubbler (if you use a blunt or joint you deserve to be caught because you will be, especially a blunt, that's asking for it), make sure you have a doob tube, a window, a fan, and tobbacco odor killer.

[hugs not drugz]

wow funny i see this post. a few weeks ago i was blazing in my bathroom and i know that i would be alone for at least 4-5 hours. so i light the bowl and blow it out. i have no fucking idea how but it gets into the vents. my bro doesnt know i smoke, even tho i do it at least 3 times a day and live with him, and he was supposed to be out and everything too, but he came home for some shit and turned on the air.... in 5 minutes, it smelled like there was a fucking kickback in my house. he knew what was going on and what not. only reason i dont want him knowing is cuz he holds shit against me so if i get him mad, he "tells" or w.e, so i say, extremely faded, "ya, my friend came and did it while i was out geting lunch" haha he baught it and still thinks im clean. k later

[orangeman]

So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!

But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!

LOL, just go outside..but this was a funny story .