Man, thats nothing, a few weeks ago, while blazed I was lighting some inscence, and it wasnt burning. So I completely ignigted the tip, like open flame sprt of shit. Then I sat my hand just next to it and just next to my motherfcked big glass of water. U know whats coming, I burned my hand and knocked my glass of water onto my brand new 1000 pound (thats a bit under like 2000 dollars people) laptop.

My laptop just goes ffftzzzzt. Shuts off.

Im like FUCK!!! My high goes instantly and i so bummed the next night when im out with my friends I didnt even care that we nearly get busted my the cops.

The day after that im sitting there, literally praying in front of my laptop and then I press the on switch. Somehow it turns on, and since then I have kept my drinks on a separate table thats lower down than my computer desk.