Quote Originally Posted by LIP

Im falling apart.

Then set aside your hatred for doctors and just get some opiate painkillers. I know there's a stereotype that opiates are this malevolent, instantly addicting force that destroys everything in their path; But the truth is, used responsibly and in moderation they can be perfectly safe and provide great pain relief. And tramadol's addiction rate is nearly 0 (being on a partial morphine receptor agonist).

Come on LIP, you don't want to suffer so much that you're falling apart, and I don't want you to either, believe me I've been there. The only side effects are some euphoria, foggy-brainededness (I reserve my right to make up words), possibly some itching on a particular spot (the nose for me), minor constipation if used too much (won't happen from a couple uses) and some damn good relief.