once i put peanut butter on my balls and let my dog lick it off...no no im just kidding...

seriously though...hmm...this is hard, so many things...the worst is probally the time i had a threesome with 2 sisters...their mom watched the whole thing and didnt say a word...2 weeks later the sisters went with their dad on vacation...i get a call from their house...so im like wtf i thought they were gone...it was the mom...i answered it...she said she needed help moving boxes or someshit, oh well once i got there i ended up banging the shit outta her to ...but my goal in life to have sex with twins at the same time...then i can die a happy man...