This is gonna sound really dorky and lame compared to most. It's not really a sex act, per se. I apologize in advance for its lameness.

My ex and I used to cyber all the time. We'd touch on just about everything from bondage to voraphilia with cartoon animals. Yeah.

Then when we were together for real, there wasn't any weirdness. Just screwed around in her bedroom like we were some kind of -normal- couple...lol. Although we never got to sex. I swear to god we were less than 1 minute away, she was giving me oral and her mom burst into the house so I had to flee into her closet.