if i didnt have my pipe, id make a bong out of a plastic bottle. or if i really wanted to get creative id take my glass drill bit and make a bong out of 1 of the many SoBe bottles i have lying around.

plastic bong: take bottle, poke hole in the middle for a marker, take my slide (i have a cheap one for homemade bongs) put the slide in the marker and seal it with a glue gun. easy stuff really.

glass bong: same thing but drill a hole into the middle of the glass on a slant and put the marker through.