You might be a grower if...

[LIP]

when u set ur alarm to wake up every morning to see if the timer put the lights on...

Yeah, i've done that lots of times.

When you walk down the street and you look at random plants and wonder how they smoke

When you look through electrical magazines at the lighting fixtures and think how you can make it all into a grow op.

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 10-01-2006. You might be a grower if... Okay, this is an obvious one. I'll start: You might be a grower if: -you have ever paid $8 a pound for animal feces -you have ever gotten a sinus infection from micorrhizal fungi -you use candles to light your home and STILL can't get your electric bill below $200 a month -you have more fertilizer components than items of personal hygeine on your bathroom sink -there is cloning solution in the fridge -you work at an insurance agency, live in the city, and still manage to have dirty Rating: 5