You are on a first name basis with the cashier at the garden center at walmart or lowes.

You get pissed when walmart turns the garden center into christmas central

You know all the prices for ferts and soil in all the local stores by heart

You spend more money on garden material then on food

Your life revolves around a 12/12 then 11/13 then 10/14 then 9/15 schedule

If your closet glows and has a high temp then the rest of your house

You buy distilled water by the case

you look at the cover of high times and laugh because you think the bud is to small

You're the only college age male on the block with a full blown "tomato" garden in your back yard.

You refer to your plants as your daughters and smile when you think about them

You talk to your daughters on a daily basis.