You might be a grower if...

[JackdaWack]

haha this thread makes me laugh stoned, when im not even stoned!

[ConnieSewer]

Connie, that made me laugh! I do that sometimes.

How about, you might be a grower if you drive around and look at the houses that are for sale locally, trying to decide how you would configure them as a growhouse. Of if when you bought your place, your realtor had NO idea why you didn't want the gorgeous 1880 victorian right downtown that was a total STEAL...instead settling on a more expensive house that was uglier than shit on the outskirts of town...

Hehe... funny you should mention that. I called my realtor yesterday - I've been looking for a new place, and I told him yesterday that I really wanted a place with a "gigantic walk-in closet".

My realtor, who's a life-long pothead and a good friend, looked at me with a sly grin and said "uhh huh... got a lot of clothes, do you?".

[Racerx]

You might be a grower if...your buying a shopping cart full of oscillating fans in the dead of winter

You might be a grower if...you suddenly run out of dinner with your family, realizing you never reset your timers at home

You might be a grower if...the guys at the local welding shop make fun of you when buying CO2 for your "...uhhhh welding"

You might be a grower if...your sleeping and social schedule revolve around your lighting schedule

You might be a grower if...your electricity bill is more then what you pay for rent

You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about

You might be a grower if...you cant decide whether to spend your last $20 on nutrients or food

and you might be a grower if...you talk about how your babies are mature enough to flower and your not talking about your kids entering puberty

[xiansi]

You might be a grower if you get a tan.. indoors.

You might be a grower if your family thinks you have a dead skunk in your room.

You might be a grower if you use candles and a bar-b-q to save on the electric bill.

You might be a grower if every dog in the neiborhood is attracted to your yard.

You might be a grower if you've ever thought about setting up in a bus so you can travel and still harvest.

[howsyourroof]

ypu might be a grower if when u go to grocery store and all u buy is dry ice ,baking soda and viniger

[Organic Rasta]

You might be a grower if you have cooltubes on your dining room ceiling lights and are thinking of more ventilation for the fireplace.

[Abattoir Dream]

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

hahaha thats me and my friend! i swear! lol we always go to gardenin shops for supplies when were stoned, and we allways mumble real quietly to each other lol, i swear the amount of suspicious looks we get... mwahahaha

[c of green]

[quote=Anathema2121]You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro."
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds"

that is the most ANNOYING thing!

You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about.

just found one the other day(what a lifesaver )

you might be a grower if
.............can.com is your homepage

.............if you make other people go to the garden store for you so you won't be seen

.............if everything has been said but you still post because you agree so much

[burnable]

you might be a grower if...

...you spend 23.5 hours a day in your house and never get bored.

...your former smoking buddy with his high-paying job and hot wife is jealous of you.

[burnable]

...you mention your "unit" several times a day but you're not referring to your penis. ok maybe i'm stoned on that one