Quote Originally Posted by Purple Banana
Remember kids, for a sore back, headache, or sprained whathaveyou, don't use Tylenol... Most docs hate it, and I can agree with them- its only uses are analgesic, as compared to things like ibuprofen or naproxen sodium, which WILL REDUCE SWELLING AND INFLAMMATION which equals more pain relief for less pills.

True, there's the whole gastric irritation thing with NSAIDS, but just take with food, and you're good to go.

The reason Tylenol is a bunch of assholes is due to a recent (or not so recent) ad I saw marketing Tylenol for arthritis- calling it "Tylenol Arthritis." I was intrigued by this, seeing as how arthritis is a chronic inflammation, Tyelnol wouldn't do shit- I read the label, and there was no additional ingredient, except more Tylenol. And that's not going to do shit. Overdosing old people who don't read med labels is immoral and dangerous... These people are now at a risk for liver damage due to Tylenol's money hungry desires... Fucking Tylenol.

Or you could always smoke pot to help with pain

If you have a headache, take caffiene- gives you cause to drink lots of Mountain Dew to help shrink those dilated blood vessels

I couldn't agree with you more, though unfortunately it seems doctors here are all for accetominophen (tylenol is the brand name). I especially hate it because they stick it in EVERYTHING whether it's needed or not. It doesn't kill pain for me one but, yet they stick 325mg in every Tramacet tablet. That means when I take the 3-4 tramacets it takes to kill pain for me, I also have to ingest 975-1,300mg of tylenol that does nothing for me except put an esceptionally large amount of our good liver-killing buddy accetominophen. (the maximum recommended dose for accetominophen is 500mg, though the human body can handle more, they're just being safe.)