Ha! Ha! I'm an old man!

Politics are boring!

It don't effect me, like the effects I get off this yummy cough syrup.
(Is it true, u can git off on pancake syrup?)

Who cares?! (wut hapens to innercent yutes)


I mean, yeah, JamEs EarL THE C lost my vot to Edlib Clark even tho Vietgodam was gone an EYEROCK! was light years away, butt Helly's Vomit and that year wit da numbRRRR, u no by that dude who wrote that bok bout animals becoming monsanto, wood git us
before weed start fitin wares bout oil!

dammit, whitch ones the bleedin smiley? or is that ?

But I'm an old man (that farts in your General's direction).