Ode to soap bar

[Jubei420]

Just downloaded a song by a welsh rap group called goldie looking chain its all about the good old soap bar.Pretty sure anyone in the UK will find it funny .Its titled soap bar and it goes like this...

Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today
smokin soap bar without an ashtry.
Red hot nylon dripping on my skin
I ripped the fucker of and threw it in the bin
Soapbars cheap and so's my clothes
They gotta be coz of all the fuckin holes
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough
and its the fuckin rubber in it that gets you off!

Yeah i smoke soapbar with lots of bits of plastic
I leaves mine in it coz it tastes fantastic
Skunk costs to much cant see the appeal
I smoke import rocky,soap bar or gold seal
Smoke rocky in a bong a bucket or hot knives
bake it in a cake for you mum as a surprize
I smoke's green and its gone in a instant
the soap bar lasts coz its fuckin consistant!

Smoke it on up!soap bar in the sky!
I smoke soap bar til i fuckin die
before i die and they lay me to rest
I wanna smoke soapbar its the best!

Last night i went out driving in my car
I sparked up a fat spliff of fuckin soapbar
A blim burn burned right down to my dick
and while i was distracted i fuckin crashed into a brick
wall,the car was fuckin battered
the bonnet fliped up and the windscreen shattered.
Your better of smoking the green instead
Coz it dont blim burn and its better for your head!

Soapbar!Sittin in a deep sweat thinking i gots to get some rocky for the weekend,the sight of draw excites me
stick it in a bong light it up and chuck a fuckin whitey!
Burning holes in my tracky
The shit always happens when im smoking fuckin rocky
You heard it on the news,you seen it on the telly
I used to smoke the skunky but it was far to smelly.

Smoke it on up! soapbar in the sky!
I smoke soapbar til i fuckin die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i wanna smoke soap bar its the best!

Most soap bar comes from fuckin holland
They make it out of oil and tires and pollen
deisel,mirrorbar flat press to
these are types of soap bar avilible to you
Those little bits of plastic you find inside
you can use those as a quality guide
To the standard of soap bar that you are smokin
the more bits of plastic means the better the tokin

Eat a hash cake but wait a while
It'll take about an hour and aint at all versitial
You can Burn it eat it smoke or smoke it in a spliff
or soap stroganoff you knows it delia smith!
Liying in your bed droping hotrocks on your pubes
selling draw to your mates but its really oxo cubes
When cooking up draw be quick dont linger
coz its really fucking hot and it'll burn your finger!

This bloke said to me you havent got a clue
about the damage the soapbar can do to you
I tired to see things from his point of view
but i couldent fit my head up his arsehole to!
The bloke was wrong i knows my stuff
I know if i smoke it im gonna feel rough
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
coz the thing about soapbar is its fuckin hardcore!

Smoke it on up! soapbar in the sky!
I smoke soapbar til i fuckin die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i wanna smoke soap bar its the best!


Hehe im pretty sure anyone who has ever smoked soapbar will apreacite those verses i was cracking up first time i heard it.I hope it gives you a giggle .

Jubei420 Reviewed by Jubei420 on 09-16-2006. Ode to soap bar Just downloaded a song by a welsh rap group called goldie looking chain its all about the good old soap bar.Pretty sure anyone in the UK will find it funny :D.Its titled soap bar and it goes like this... Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today smokin soap bar without an ashtry. Red hot nylon dripping on my skin I ripped the fucker of and threw it in the bin Soapbars cheap and so's my clothes They gotta be coz of all the fuckin holes It tastes like shit and it makes you cough and its Rating: 5

[eil]

Nice one! but slag soap bar as much as we like still there market for it i dont know why, but there is

[weedmaster]

Nice one! but slag soap bar as much as we like still there market for it i dont know why, but there is

cos its so cheep £2oo a 9 bar

[£hustler£]

a 9 bar of soap goes for 150 in my hood

[johnnyAKABob]

i own that album. sooooo funny when your stoned

[weedmaster]

a 9 bar of soap goes for 150 in my hood

thats a good price hustler, can get it 600 on a key but otherwise it was 200 on the bar, but i aint bought none 4 a few months, just smoke the weed now:stoned:

[gjb]

Goldie Lookin' Chain all the way...........

[eil]

its not 200 on the bar now its more like 300 were ever you go

[LIP]

£5 an 1/8

£30 an oz

But i dont buy it.

[Land of Drought]

NObody should smoke it ,but none the less id say itll be around for a long
time to come until the youth say no more it'll stay....

Dont hold ur breath