This one's sort of long, so bear with me!

So, it's 2 in the morning and me, my friend, and her friend are leaving this little, LITTLE party that my friend's friend was having. Right? You with me? Good, NOW! We're sitting in her car in the parking lot of some Italian restuarant rolling up a joint, we're all drunk and high, I have my pipe and a 20 on me.

Her friend in the back starts going, "uhh..guys...there's a cop behind us." then "....maybe it's just Josh?"

NOW! A little background information. There is this cop that we all know, Josh, and he said he would keep the other cops away from the party so we could all have fun and stuff without having to worry. He used to be my next door neighbour, and I'm pretty sure he's the guy who I let borrow my Metal Gear Solid 2, but never got it back!

We see this cop and think, "FUCK!" and it just sits there for a minute, and zooms off! Like screeching it's tires, burning rubber.

So, we're just sitting there, thinking it's cool. But her friend in the back says, "Man, it'd SUCK if some cops came back." hey...look who's coming up besides us...THE FREAKIN COPS!

I throw all my shit in the glove compartment really...fluid-like, not really noticeably, and the joint in between the seat and the armrest in the middle.

Then ANOTHER cop pulls up besides that one. We're all saying outloud right now (while we're smiling at the cops) "We're fucked."

The cop that gets out of the car is ANOTHER cop I know. He used to be my brother's best friend. I'm like, "Phew, I'm gonna be okay. I'm not busted." WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG! Dude was an ASSHOLE! I've seen him smoke more pot than ANYONE I know, yet he's trying to bust me.

So, it's my brother's best friend, and our old neighbour who are the cops, and then some rookie bitch. Anyway, they have ME get out of the car and Mike, the other cop, is asking me questions. Trying to get me to tell information.

I'm looking at Josh, and he's giving me the, "don't you fucking say anything about me, or any one who is at the party" look, ya know? I'm getting this look from a COP! So, I start swearing to God that I've never met anyone at that party but my friend who was driving. He starts yelling at me to give him names, "Give me some names, Malik! Don't fucking play stupid with me, boy! Give me some names of people who are over 18 so I can but some ass!" word for word. Then he starts telling me how completely PISSED my mom would be getting busted AGAIN for pot, and would hate to be woken up at 2 in the morning to see her son with the cops. He said that he could take me to the station right now, lock me up and let me know what it feels like to be in a jail cell and all this other bullshit. I don't give in, I keep giving the, "I don't KNOW them!!" speech.

After about 10 minutes of drilling me for information, and searching all of us, they let us go because we're not of age, and don't "feel like filling out the WT7 release forms" or whatever.