So I'm driving with my dick out right...(I was getting jerked off moments before) and I had just left this party...I still can't understand how I forgot to put my dick back in my pants but I did...but mind you I'm pretty fuckin buzzed and high and I had a little of both in my car still.

Anyway being high allowed me to keep the speed limit while driving but something about me must have still been suspicious because a short drive from the place, just before getting on the highway this cop pulls me over...now my car smells like straight up weed...I tried to lower the windows and put the air on blast for a moment while the cop approached but there was no way I would play it off.

So this young cop comes up to me and I was already thinking of an excuse for the smell...but he didn't even say anything except for the usual.

Then I realized he was looking at me funny with sort of a confused look on his face. HOLY SHIT MY DICK!

I thought...for sure I'm busted now...how the fuck was I going to explain that!?

I guess the cop was just too weirded out by the whole thing that he didn't even give me a ticket...I still don't know why he stopped me. He just told me to drive safe and let me go...I got on the highway and bounced...never had a better nights sleep.