Closest call with the law?

[EciRonTog]

I was around my friend’s house a few years back around Christmas time. We were on a curve of a small road that snaked through the mountains and it was raining like hell. We had met up with the dealer and we were buying an ounce and a half. It was really dank nug and it was a good price, the dealer hops in my car with all the cronic in 2 big jars and lays it all out, uses my scale to start weighing it.

So here we are, two cars on the side of the road, interior lights on in mine, pot all spread out with the scale and cash everywhere, and all of a sudden this sheriff’s car just rolls on by kinda slowly. He didn’t stop but that scared the fuck out of me. Not really worried about a ticket but about not coming home with any weed.

[Abattoir Dream]

once in skool we were up on the roof havin a smoke during lessontime, we were all wrecked and like, climbin up really high on the roof and laughing at each other, just generally making alot of noise, we had like four real packed joints bein passed around and i used to bring my bong to skool so we were really gettin baked at this point, then suddenly we all turn around at the same time and notice sum guy stood right in front of us in like, a little black suit and it was our headmaster, he actually climbed on the roof to get us, literally everyone just ran away, i grabbed my bong and ran along the roof and jumped off on the other side of skool, then went to the toilets where everyone else was, we continued our smoke in the changin rooms at the personal ed. department, and, i gotta say im alot more paranoid of being caught now seing as we had a police station at our skool and could hav easily been caught red-handed.

[Abattoir Dream]

also another time my friend gave me a lift on his 50cc moped to pick up 2 ounces, we got pulled by police on the way back (there were like fifty pig cars right where we had to go past) but they searched my friend and sent him on his way, then told me to walk back, so i started to (happy they didnt take my weed.) and my friend pulled up again, i jumped on, we went home, got kaned - result

[Gothen]

This one's sort of long, so bear with me!

So, it's 2 in the morning and me, my friend, and her friend are leaving this little, LITTLE party that my friend's friend was having. Right? You with me? Good, NOW! We're sitting in her car in the parking lot of some Italian restuarant rolling up a joint, we're all drunk and high, I have my pipe and a 20 on me.

Her friend in the back starts going, "uhh..guys...there's a cop behind us." then "....maybe it's just Josh?"

NOW! A little background information. There is this cop that we all know, Josh, and he said he would keep the other cops away from the party so we could all have fun and stuff without having to worry. He used to be my next door neighbour, and I'm pretty sure he's the guy who I let borrow my Metal Gear Solid 2, but never got it back!

We see this cop and think, "FUCK!" and it just sits there for a minute, and zooms off! Like screeching it's tires, burning rubber.

So, we're just sitting there, thinking it's cool. But her friend in the back says, "Man, it'd SUCK if some cops came back." hey...look who's coming up besides us...THE FREAKIN COPS!

I throw all my shit in the glove compartment really...fluid-like, not really noticeably, and the joint in between the seat and the armrest in the middle.

Then ANOTHER cop pulls up besides that one. We're all saying outloud right now (while we're smiling at the cops) "We're fucked."

The cop that gets out of the car is ANOTHER cop I know. He used to be my brother's best friend. I'm like, "Phew, I'm gonna be okay. I'm not busted." WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG! Dude was an ASSHOLE! I've seen him smoke more pot than ANYONE I know, yet he's trying to bust me.

So, it's my brother's best friend, and our old neighbour who are the cops, and then some rookie bitch. Anyway, they have ME get out of the car and Mike, the other cop, is asking me questions. Trying to get me to tell information.

I'm looking at Josh, and he's giving me the, "don't you fucking say anything about me, or any one who is at the party" look, ya know? I'm getting this look from a COP! So, I start swearing to God that I've never met anyone at that party but my friend who was driving. He starts yelling at me to give him names, "Give me some names, Malik! Don't fucking play stupid with me, boy! Give me some names of people who are over 18 so I can but some ass!" word for word. Then he starts telling me how completely PISSED my mom would be getting busted AGAIN for pot, and would hate to be woken up at 2 in the morning to see her son with the cops. He said that he could take me to the station right now, lock me up and let me know what it feels like to be in a jail cell and all this other bullshit. I don't give in, I keep giving the, "I don't KNOW them!!" speech.

After about 10 minutes of drilling me for information, and searching all of us, they let us go because we're not of age, and don't "feel like filling out the WT7 release forms" or whatever.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Wow Fengzi you lived in China? It must have been hard to learn Chinese.

What were you doing over there? Just curious.

[Chronic.Tonic]

Once with a few of my friends we posted up in my car up in the mountains. We started to hotbox my car and after a few bowls this car rolls up behind us. It was dark so and I couldn't see the car very well and I'm all thinking, "Who just rolls up on someone in the mountains at night?" I then see a red and blue flash over the car and just about had a heart attack. My friends hadn't seen that he was a cop and were telling me to chill because no cops ever come up here at night. Yeah right. After tripping balls for like ten seconds thinking, "What do I do if this cop comes over? He is gonna get a face full of smoke if I have to roll my window down!" Well, God must have loved me that day because the cop just rolled out like he didn't have a care in the world.

[hammertime]

me and my best friend had just picked up an ounce and burnt down a blunt on the ride....bad idea bc like 20 min after the blunt and 3 blocks from the house my boner ass friend runs a red light that was just turning....and an unmarked cop was on the other side of the road....turn around with all his lights and pulls us over......my friend got a ticket for close to 200$ for running a red light, but not a speeding ticket cause we were going with in the limit and his car is slow when you try and stick it to the floor to make a yellow light. luckily the pig didnt smell the weed or else i woulda been going to jail for some regs that doesnt even get me that stoned

[Pride]

Different types of drinks do not affect you differently. It is the amount of alcohol you consume, not whether it is in beer, wine or wine cooler, or liquor, that raises your BAC and lowers your driving ability. These drinks contain about the same amount of alcohol - 1½ ounces of liquor, 5 ounces of wine, 12 ounces of beer, and 12 ounces of wine cooler. None is "safer to drink" than the others.

For a male weighing 150 pounds, each one of these drinks would contain enough alcohol to increase his BAC by about .02 percent. On average, it takes the human body about one hour to dispose of that much alcohol. However, studies suggest that a woman's body may process and remove alcohol from the blood more slowly than a man's. This may result in a higher BAC over a longer period of time.

1 beer = .2 on the test. but .8 is legal evidence of intoxication. So just have less than 4 beers and you're fine. This is for NY state however..

Yea, I read the drivers manuel
http://www.nydmv.state.ny.us/dmanual...al.htm#yre-bac

[dirtysouth870]

haha well me and a couple of my friends decided one night to roll 3 blunts and go backroadin. So the 3 of us each had our own blunt to smoke. We had about a quarter left and we also had a small pipe so we could stick the roaches in there and smoke them through the pipe. Well while we were smoking we also had the bonged out and we hit a paved road.. there was two cop cars sitting on the side of the road and they pulled us the fuck over... so we instantly thought we were threw. they immediately knew what was up and made us step out of the car.. all they did was took the quarter and he snapped the pipe in half.. he told us to go home and tell our parents because we were only 16 and 17 at the time... now someone tell me how the fuck does that happen? Me and my friends were thinking that maybe the cops smoked our weed.... hahah, thats all

[The Colonel]

I smoked with this kid one time on the side of a resturant that i used to hang around at. I knew everyone who worked there, i got all my drugs there, would smoke with the manager in the office, so i knew the area and thought we were safe. so after we smoke were walking through the parking lot to go to the gas station and get some food when a cop starts comming towards us. ive got the bud and my friend has my new glass piece, and not only was it a cop but a k9 unit. he parked behind us and i start walking REALLY fast, obviously trying to get away. i ran into the woods and chilled there for about a half hour. i look back up to the parking lot and there are now 4 k9 units, so i ran home. it turns out my dealer got the cops called on him and they went to his work to bust him, with 5 lbs.