Closest call with the law?

[Kezmondo]

fuck man who honestly forgets to put their cock away?
Even when I am totally stoned i would never forget that, smellin bull about that a bit man lol

[Aristotle]

The first time I EVER smoked we stupidly went into a wooded area marked "No Trespassing" at the end of a cul-de-sac in a suburb. We smoked one joint and my friend says "You want another one?" I was a lightweight since it was my first time so I said "Nah man lets do it later" and we get into my car, turn around at the end of the cul-de-sac and as SOON as we turn around a sheriff's car pulls into the street because a family apparently called the cops on us.

We played it cool and didn't even look at the cop or appear nervous, when we got to the top of the street and he was turning around, we started going 80 in a 25. I don't even believe the cop thought it was us because at the very end of the street had this little gravel driveway, and a souped up Honda Civic was parked in it, so I think the cop just assumed the douche bag teens were driving the Civic and thought we were just members of one of the houses.

Really would've sucked if I got caught the first time I ever smoked.

[EbelEyes]

I don't know about you guys but when I get into a situation when I don't want to be high I feel about 10 times higher.

Yeah I know the feeling.

This happened two years ago. I just came back into town after being in Colorado for a month. So I call up my friend and we meet up. Now take note that I haven't smoked in about 2 and half weeks (bro's dealer went out of town). So I take him to a friend of mines house and we smoke him up.

After all the blazing is over, my friend wants to go back to his house. I am high as shit at this point, and this would be the first time I've ever ridden a bike stoned.

We get ready to leave, and I look at my friend and say something like "Dude, I am fucking high as shit, and I look like it too. So on the way to your house, if we see any cops lets just change our path a little bit because I don't want to deal with any pigs." He agrees with this, and we start our ride.

So after a while of riding, we are riding on this sidewalk next to this park, when I notice a cop driving right next us. I say to him "Lets turn into this park and get away from this cop."

So we turn into the park. As were riding down this walkway towards the middle of the park, I notice something ahead of us that appears to be a fair. This whole time I'm thinking to myself "Awesome, a fair! We can walk around this place and have some fun!"

As we are aproaching this fair, I notice two cops at the front talking to each other. I just think to myself "No big deal, just some cops here for security."

Now of course I look high as shit. My eyes are extremely red, and they're almost closed. As I'm aproaching these two cops at the front, one of them glances at me, and then just goes back and starts talking to the other cop. Then he stops talking, and looks at me again, looks me right in the eye.

So I try to make it look like I'm sober as I'm going past these guys, and I just couldn't do it. Trying to make myself look sober was kind of hard, and because I was concentrating on trying to look like that, I was riding my bike shitty.

So now I have a choice. I can either look sober and ride horrible and maybe fall over, or I can look baked as shit and ride fine.

Now this "fair" wasn't any normal fair at all. It was some sort of fucking Cop Convention. The place was filled with cops, squad cars, K-9 units, Military Police, and I believe I saw a swat van. And I rode through that convention laughing my ass off with my eyes almost shut and blood shot as hell.

Good times.

[Tomorrow]

fuck man who honestly forgets to put their cock away?
Even when I am totally stoned i would never forget that, smellin bull about that a bit man lol

Why the fuck would I invent some shit like that?

And I hope you wouldn't believe such a thing...but it DID happen...zipper down, my shit hanging out some...its not like my pants were around my ankles.

You've never left your zipper down before? Now it doesn't take a gigantic leap of the imagination to imagine what might happen if you were high and drunk.

[NightProwler]

i was in gym class with a quarter ounce in my pocket. someone cellphone got stollen and everyone had to be searched RIGHT THEN AND THERE(so they didnt ditch the cell phone) anyways, im just lucky as fuck that they didnt make us emptty our pockets. the guy just patted my pockets, felling for anything cellphone shaped and hard. (he put his hand right on the lump that was my weed)

[WakingDream]

On the fourth of july I put my bronco in a 5ft trench on its side trying to turn around. There was grass everywhere and the field looked flat. After trying for 20 minutes to drive down this trench and out three cop cars pull up including a k9 unit. We were planning on camping so I had bud and two six packs. When I rolled 4 beers broke in my car so it smelled like alcohol and I had drank one beer so I knew I'd fail a brethalizer.

An officer asked if it was alcohol related and I said no and he called me a tow truck. That was the worst 20 minutes of my life, I didnt know if I was going to be tested. When the tow truck came the cop told me he had to go and I was so happy I had to shake his hand.

[shoi]

one time i was comming out of a head shop with a pipe and salvia and the police stopped me once i was out abt 50 meters from the head shop... i nearly shat myself (its legal here but im a bit young if u no wat i mean )

turns out they thought i stole my bike which i didnt

[Reefer Rogue]

Me and my friend Dan went to this spot we'd never been to before. We were extremely over confident because we had been smoking in public pretty much every day for 6 months. Ok, so we spark up a joint, i'm on my 3rd hit and look who walks up the stairs but two little piggies So they search me and Dan, take my benz (1.7) and let us go. Then I went and bought another one and we nearly got caught AGAIN lol! But we ran away and blazed until all was good. That was the only time.

[chriscannabis]

We were parked at my friends apartment waiting for him to come out with the sack we were buying and i realize there's light flooding the inside of the car.

So I turn around and what do you know? There's baconboy parked right behind us, not in any logical parking space, just camped out behind us. So then Kenneth comes out and walks over to the car and I'm thinking shit... we're totally boned.

The dude see the cop car and instead of walking over to us, he goes to his car, getin and leaves. We wait five minutes and then leave as well. The cop follows us, and I'm going "What the fuck does this piglet bastard want?"

He never does pull us over, he just follows us for a bit and we lose him in a nieghborhood, in which I park at a friends house and we call up Kenneth and eventually after like 2 hours, get to smoke.

Not the closest call, but damn it was fucking irritating.

[LazySmoking420]

Me and my friend where joy riding around our local mall's parking lot during broad day light. I had just got my license and was fairly new. My good friend hadn't taken the test yet to get his license. I believe he didn't even have his parment. Seeing as we're good buddies and all I let him drive my car around the parking lot. This was taking place a few mouths after the 4th of july.

Being the dumbasses that we where. We start popping fire crackers out the window in the parking lot and just being dip shits, Blasting mexican music being goof balls. We had smoked a good deal and had about an oz in the glove box. After we messed around we decide to split the firecrackers were LOUD!

We pull out of the parking lot and headed toward a 4-way stop light heading back to our houses. Thinking we made are get away without anyone noticing. As soon as the light turns green to turn left...red and blue lights started going off behind us. I didn't even see the cop sitting behind us. So anyways we turn into these apartments right next to the mall. He asks for my friends license, He replys "dont have one". Without dely he tells him to step out of the car. I thought for sure that we were going down town. I see them walk behind my car and I see them talking. I hear him ask my buddie if "there was anything illegal in the car?" The reply "Fireworks". I turn around to see what was going on and the cop yelled "TURN AROUND!"...So I turn back around. He walks up to the window and asks what we were doing. My friend sitting on the back of my car. I was like "nothing sir." I could tell he was getting really pissed off. "So you guys werent popping off fireworks back there?" After that he gets really mad. He's like "your friend is laying" to my buddy.

At this point we are both out of the car. He looks at are tounges and weird cop stuff? He sticks his head up in my rig. I could see him sniffin around. He walks back up to us and was like "I smell what I believe to be marijuana, But since you guys where burning fireworks I dont know if it's fireworks or MJ. He asks if he could seach. I reply "No, sir". He smiles at me and was like "Oh so thats how you wanna play it..." I said I'll give you the fireworks because thats what he wanted. I give him the fireworks, He runs my info. Gives me my license back and was like "Well boys its your lucky day..." I was like "yeah..." and he quickly replyed "WAT....?" I stumbled around and was like "Oh no sir....".

Long story sort. He lets us go without giving us a ticket. I thought for sure I was going to jail But I think the cop liked my friend. He hated me.