Me and a friend got stopped at a roadside interdiction right before the 4th of July one year. They found an ounce of mine. Luckily they did not realize both my friend and me were tripping balls on acid (dealing with a roadside interdiction bust while tripping on acid is...interesting, to say the least), and they didn't find the other hits of acid we'd left in the glove compartment box. I was set to take the rap for everything, but my friend tried to keep his dugout and one-hitter and got caught with them, so we both got busted.

The punishment was not too severe, really. They gave us tickets and let us go. I spoke to the prosecuter, representing both myself and my friend. She told us that bust was probably not legal and that if we took it to court, we'd win, but it'd cost a grand or so in legal fees. So, she offered us a monetary fine of around $250 (each), probation for one year, and then our records purged. No jail time, no community service, and after a year, nothing on our records either. I shoulda been a lawyer!