the most annoying kind of stoner

[chris420]

Some people like to act as if theyre actually tripping when theyre high, it gets annoying after a while and fiends

chris420 Reviewed by chris420 on 09-15-2006. the most annoying kind of stoner ...post what kind of stoner u hate the most... the kind that always wants u to front them bud...then u finally give in and then u dont see them again for 3 weeks... Rating: 5

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I don't mind much, like bob, someone can blow into the bong (which someone did at my last party but only because he heard me wrong lol), someone can spill an ashtray, bowl, drop a j, lip a j/bunt, spill bong water, WHAT EVERRR..I don't care.

I DO hate a few though,
- Moochers. Throw in like 3 bucks, man.
-Annoying (typically) freshman who come to my parties and are like OHEMEFFGEEIMSOOOOOSTONED.
-This stupid girl one of my best friend's is dating...she won't smoke on her own, he either has to hold and light the bowl (which i do sometimes for my extremely fucked up friends, but she'll be sober) or he will take a hit and blow it into her mouth.
-I hate people who bitch about my bud (doesn't happen often but a newbie will come in and be like 'i smoked shit that was like 10x better then this). Don't smoke it then, assfuck.
-Disrespectful smokers. For example, on 420 one year my neighbor (never hung out with him before) came over and walks in, right in front of my mom, takes off his shirt and says loudly "IT SMELLS LIKE WEED IN HERE"

[Frivolous248]

Lightweights, and moochers.

[ddropdeadfred]

people who don't pass after they're done taking their hit. they just hold it and when you ask they get really pissed off even if its your weed.

in the same context those fuckers that sit there and talk and talk while the joint just burns away. you need to pass that shit, and then tell us your philosiphy on what ever the fuck it is that i could give two shits about.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hahah I always am like "pass that or shut up" but in a playful way so people don't get offended. To newer friends just be like "hey who's hit?" and they'll get the idea, and plus the next in line will thank you.

[phoenix]

Haha when that happens, I'm always just like "So....you passin that?", and they usually hand it over.

When someone gets to the point where they're discussing ridiculous philosohpies they're generally toooooo high to remember to pass the bowl. I know I've gotten that way before, and just forget it's in my hand. Lol

[zephyrinne]

- People who get the end of the joint/blunt disgustingly wet.
- People who talk and talk and talk and talk.. shut-up already.
- People who tell stories and shit and always forget to pass the bowl or joint. Hit it and pass, don't make me ask you.
- Hmm... oh, if you're going to mooch my weed at least throw in a couple bucks. Or smoke me up next time.

[nevaquit01]

DA KIND DAT SAYS HE CAN ROLL BLUNTZ U LET HIM TRY IT A MINUTE LATER DA BLUNT IS RIPPED IN HALF AN HE'S ASKING FOR UR HELP 2 FIX IT........ BUT wHAT REALLY GETS ME MAD IS wHEN SUM1 SAYS THEY CAN SMOKE AN AFTER DA SECOND HIT OF DA BUBBLE-LY THEY CANT BREATH CAUSE THERE TRIPPIN BALLS

I hate stoners who get on the internet after they toke up and use broken english and all caps.

[bhouncy]

The kind that take a hit of your good weed and scrunch up their face like they just drank vinegar. Only one person I know does this.

[phoenix]

Man, what's with all these people against stoners that tell stories?

I fuckin' love when my friends tell stories and crack me up. You guys are depressing when you're high.