What about Dubya and Cheney...? They had their chance to fight in their youth. What happened? Wrong war?

We're in this mess partly because these two assholes didn't DO a thing in their youth regarding war. Bush ducked into the Texas ANG and pretended to be serving, and Cheney got pissed at the war protesters outside his college classroom. So they sent other people to fight a war they believed in, and they're using that same level of unaccountability today.