Quote Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
this one time, i was smuggling russian prostitutes back into the UK.. and this guy at the airport had a Russian Prostitute Detecting Gun, and he looked in my bag with it and it went "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES ARE IN THIS BAG BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP" but the guy walked away.. phew, i was so lucky
Yeah, Polaks are like that -- they don't like the Russians, not one little bit.

Now if you had some Hungarians in the bag, you'd probably have to give him one.