I'm kinda scared

[dryst]

wow ur dad sounds like a psycho...if hes done that he probally tapped the phone lines to so watch what u say

anywayz id blaze it, and if he says anything tell him to go shove soem meth up his corn hole...thatll leave his ass speechless

[souldistortion]

wow ur dad sounds like a psycho...if hes done that he probally tapped the phone lines to so watch what u say

anywayz id blaze it, and if he says anything tell him to go shove soem meth up his corn hole...thatll leave his ass speechless

nope. haha, got our numbers changed and all got new cellphones right after the divorce. if anyone knows my dad, its obviously my mom and she knew he doesent fuck around. I think its high time i smoke this bowl, feel up to tokin a few bowls?

[dryst]

wait so u live with ur mom and u think he broke into your moms house and planted bugs?...

[souldistortion]

yup. my moms house would be my house too i guess. did i word it wrong?? haha, seriously i need this bowl right now. im gonna go toke a bowl, simply in honor of the fact that it exists. It is my firm religious belief that this nugget serves a purpose... one that will be fufilled tonight. :rasta: peace, ill be back

[dryst]

holy shit dude...thats a feonly...breaking and entering and invasion of privacy...not to mention other charges... either way even if he got any info from the bugging it would admissable in court since he obtained it illegally

[souldistortion]

holy shit dude...thats a feonly...breaking and entering and invasion of privacy...not to mention other charges... either way even if he got any info from the bugging it would admissable in court since he obtained it illegally

true. very true. u vewy smart and legally inclined my friend, vewy guud. yes, im BAKED.

i packed that nugget in my bong and took the whole .2g bowl in ONE monsterous hit. the smoke i exhaled was simalar to the desnity of hokkah smoke and i began to cough like a bitch for around 15 seconds. and then, THE OVERWHELMING SMILE. The warmness of my very own blood running through my veins that i can feel right now. And the pulsing of my entire body mind and spirit. Its as if you, your soul, is inside your body, like a hand inside a glove. the hand being the soul and the glove being the body. when the soul leaves the body... the body is lifeless. but I BELIEVE, THAT WHEN YOU GET STONED. as i am now, you experience a distortion of your very soul. Hence the reason for my name, soul distortion. OMG. holy fuck im baked,

[dryst]

ur having a total head high dude lol what kind of soul distrotion

[souldistortion]

the kind, where your soul comes out of your body. and actually distorts it self. thats the pulsing your feeling. and when a part of your soul exits your body, that percentage of you is outside of yourself, therfore the amount of the pulsing you feel is the amount you are pulsing outside of yourself and feeling LESS LIKE YOU. because LESS OF YOU, is IN YOU. you knoww

[dryst]

sometimes when im really high i hear my heart beat in my ear like a drum roll...

[souldistortion]

IM FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OF MAN. at nothing, and its great. im so stoned that im having trouble breathing from that hit. imp: and what a monsterous hit it was. i shoulda fucking video taped it and i could put it on here for everyone to see, omg that would have been dank.