I'm kinda scared

[souldistortion]

I just walked into my room and was fumbling around with some things on my desk. I peered over and spotted a mango sours altoids can. I picked it up, and for almost no reason, opened it. And there i see, sitting DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER of the circular can, is a single bowl. a good .2 gram bowl. a Fat one no doubt. A near perfecly round nugget of dank just sitting right there in the cannister.

I am in complete and total shock even as i type this. Because no buddy of mine (no matter how fucked up) would ever GIVE AWAY a bowl as huge as this. And come to think of it, that sour mango altoids cannister has been sitting in my room, on that same spot on my desk for at least a couple weeks. This is scaring the shit out of me. but A BOWL IS A BOWL. Do you guys think i should smoke this shit? I mean, it seems almost too good to be true.

souldistortion Reviewed by souldistortion on 09-14-2006. I'm kinda scared I just walked into my room and was fumbling around with some things on my desk. I peered over and spotted a mango sours altoids can. I picked it up, and for almost no reason, opened it. And there i see, sitting DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER of the circular can, is a single bowl. a good .2 gram bowl. a Fat one no doubt. A near perfecly round nugget of dank just sitting right there in the cannister. I am in complete and total shock even as i type this. Because no buddy of mine (no matter how fucked Rating: 5

[dryst]

did one of ur friends leave it behind or soemthing?

[souldistortion]

No, this is not a case for bud, there were even some sour altoid crumbs left in the cannister. This was by no chance, a container for anyones bud. This is why it scares me so badly. WHO PUT IT THERE. im staring at this nugget right now wondering where in the world its grower is. omfg, now im officially tripping balls. THIS NUGGET HAS AN ORIGINAL PLANT, WHERE IS THAT PLANT NOW, and where THE FUCK is the rest of it. HOLY fuck im baked, i hate trying to make posts on the boards when im too messed to have non-paranoid thoughts.

[dryst]

maybe someones try to set u up?

[Inferius]

Do you hear that?
shhhh
OH nO! I HEAR THE COPS! They're surrounding the house!
Shit man you're gonna be gangraped by stoner-hating policemen!
I severely doubt your anus is going to withstand so many probing nightsticks.

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Just smoke it.

[dryst]

maybe a family meember set it there to see what u do with it

[souldistortion]

maybe a family meember set it there to see what u do with it

thats what i was fucking thinking. my dads a meth head and would do somthing like that. JUST TO SEE IF ITS GONE THE NEXT DAY. fuck now im biting my nails again and starting to worry a lot more about those probing night sticks then i was a few minutes ago. I could smoke it, but if the person who put it there finds it gone, then what?

[dryst]

what would he do if it was gone?

[souldistortion]

what would he do if it was gone?

FUCK. youre right. i just said that tho

[souldistortion]

cuz what if he does, then im fucked for sure.