I'm kinda scared

[dryst]

wow dude ur geekin out lol

dryst Reviewed by dryst on 09-14-2006. I'm kinda scared I just walked into my room and was fumbling around with some things on my desk. I peered over and spotted a mango sours altoids can. I picked it up, and for almost no reason, opened it. And there i see, sitting DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER of the circular can, is a single bowl. a good .2 gram bowl. a Fat one no doubt. A near perfecly round nugget of dank just sitting right there in the cannister. I am in complete and total shock even as i type this. Because no buddy of mine (no matter how fucked Rating: 5

[souldistortion]

sometimes when im really high i hear my heart beat in my ear like a drum roll...

are you trying to trip me the fuck out. holy shit i hear the drumsss. THEY'RE COMINGGG. OMG THEY'RE OUTSIDEEe ;lfaksdjfk omggg you guyss. no wait. shit. ahhh, look at what the fuck im typing, im reading it and i almost want to backspace how stupid i am. i've got the best head high ive ever had going on. and you know what, an OK BODY HIGH going on too. shitt. wait, is there more questions to answer? wait shit. omg everyting just flashed white. for real. like bam, and everythiing just shot at me. THIS NUGGET was given to me by THE GODS. OMGGGg and my whole journey is charted in this post. thats dank, its like... a journal or somthing. hahah fuck

[dryst]

lmao... u need a bag of doritos man

[souldistortion]

yeah, that sounds nice right about now. i went and smoked another bowl of my own chronic real quick. actually 2 little bowls. you know how you always are like "ill pack a little more shake on that cuz theres probably green under there" and you like pack shake, and pack more shake. haha yeah. but anywas, im getting some pretty gnarly auditory halluciantions or whatever you call them. im hearing doors slamming.

[dryst]

maybe that guys back up in ur attic?

[souldistortion]

omg dudeee seriously dont try and fucking freak me out cuz my sisters the only one fucking here and shes asleep in her room and i swear to god i just saw somone walking downstairs. just walk the little opening that i can see into the kitchen. walked right across it. i saw their head. im either hallucinating or somones in my fucking house

[dryst]

i dont think its ur dad this time either

[souldistortion]

no, i think im really just hallucinating. whatever the fuck this shit was. it was some dank. maybe even some headies. it did look rather bright but it didnt smoke too well, guessing cuz it was a little old. how old though? it didnt taste too bad, maybe like some mids would probably taste. but this was DANK.

[dryst]

maybe it was laced with meth

[Zoosh]

stoner-hating policemen!

hahahaha