Im a Dumbass

[dryst]

I want to smoke out of that two-headed Malaysian baby if it lives. Take a pipe, fill the bowl, put it in one head's mouth. Then put your mouth over the other head's mouth and inhale deeply, should get a hit that way. I want to be the first person to smoke pot using a two-headed baby as the tubing!

i dont think thatll work unless their conjoined by the throat thats fuckin wierd anywayz....i hope it spits up in ur mouth

dryst Reviewed by dryst on 09-14-2006. Im a Dumbass So I was looking for my cell phone and thought I left it in the car and since it was raining and dark out I decided to wait until the morning to get it out of the car. Well my husband is getting ready to go to work so I ask him to get it for me. Well it wasnt in the car it was ON the GROUND where it had been all night being RAINED ON:mad: . Its worthless now:( . We have a gravel drive way and little tiny gravels are stuck where the charger goes in and there is sand in every crevice. I just Rating: 5

[Dro_Princess]

I know lol I couldnt get away with that what was i thinking. Ill plant tomatoes infront of it like camoflage (sp) or something. wow those cats are fighting outside. I bet osama is winning he is a bas ass 3 legged cat.

[dryst]

lmao the corn is the camo ...u have a 3 legged cat ?

[Dro_Princess]

How did we get from smoking out of dick bongs to smoking out of babies?? dryst is right thats just weird and morbid.

[Dro_Princess]

lol yea he is a little terriost he ambushes all the other cats while they are sleeping so we named his osama. He actually gaurds the porch and wont let another tom cat on it lol.

[dryst]

listen to gorillaz slow country...ull understand why....besides i thought smoking outta dick bongs was more morbid

btw that was 100 for ya concrats

[dryst]

lol yea he is a little terriost he ambushes all the other cats while they are sleeping so we named his osama. He actually gaurds the porch and wont let another tom cat on it lol.

howd he lose his leg?

[Dro_Princess]

Ty post 103 woo hoo I dont know how he lost his leg it was gone when we first saw him. When we moved here he wouldnt let us come within 10 feet of him now he lets us pick him up and pet him and just pack him around. I have alot of pets lol 4 cats use to be 6 osama ran dookie and shag off so now we have osama Isabell Fuzz and Duchess. Duchess is the only one who comes inside. Then we have Feebee Wilson and Cooper they are our ankle biters and cooper and wilson are pot heads. Wilson ate a joint and cooper ate have of a quarter bag and they both love the smoke they lick the air when you blow it in there face.

[dryst]

stoner animals......we give my friends dog beer all the time and then make it run into walls and stuff

[Dro_Princess]

LMAO damn alocholic dog. He may need AA. I was really pissed when cooper ate all that weed little shit head. I cant believ its freakin 10 am thats insane we have been posting messages for hours. I know at least 5 hrs if not more.