u know ur a stoner when...*game*

[dryst]

u know ur a stoner when u spend half the day on a site deditcated to bud...and the otehr half sleeping..

[budsmoker]

u know your a stoner when u got the munchies and an hour later your 2 full 2 get up

[SpiritLevel]

u know your a stoner when u lose your lighter check your pockets n the house then find it in the 1st pocket u checked

Thas just so normal of stoners. But I try and keep track of everything.

you know your a stoner when you have weed for breakfast,brunch/lunch, and dinner.

Thas meeeeee

You know your a stoner when you have bills to pay, you get some money, but the first thing you buy is a phat baggy to smoke while figuring out which bill is the most important.. I thinks we know which bill is more important don't we stoners...The electric bill of course to ensure the vaporizer will still work and the grrls cycle isn't disturbed!

[Greenport]

you know your a stoner when you pass out as soon as u lay down

[smoke it]

you know your a stoner when you have a four-foot hookah in your living-room

[SpiritLevel]

A 4" hooka in my living room? I like my prostitutes a little taller than 4"!

[Kid Dynamite]

You know your a stoner if you dont get high off of a whole lid and the rest of your friends are high as hell like the guy off of Cheech and Chong.

hey man....man.....this aint weed maaan.

[Jay Matix]

You know youre a stoner when you wake up the next morning and you find a burned hole in your shorts... again *shakes head*

[too as in also]

you know your a stoner when you can spend an hour in a headshop and not buy anything:rasta:

[Aristotle]

You know you're a stoner whenever you base your paycheck on how much weed the money could be used for.

*Gets a check for 150 dollars from work*
*Instantly remembers that 150 dollars woulds get you an ounce of good mids or a half ounce of KB*
*Fantasized about smoking*