zombie take over!!!

[halosin8r]

realistically in an hour, I'd prob only be able to achieve my vehical, a metal baseball bat, a small supply of canned food and drink, and maybe a gun if I am lucky enough to come across someone unlucky enough to lose it.

[Euphoric]

ive read the survival guide

all i would need.

SKS rifle, and maybe a Pistol (.38, or .44, 10 round mag atleast)
many boxes, crates of ammunition
food and seeds
bong
lighter
lighter fluid
some HPS lights and a hydro setup
okay now im just fantasizing

hahahah ddude that data picture for no reason made me laugh like a maniac

[buddymyfriend]

1. Collect all my weapons, dusters, bats, knives and sword. Collect household weapons, my lil bro has a homemade flamethrower!

2. Get gf, family and pets to a safe(r) place.

3. Hit the local RAF base and tool up proper stylee!

4. ON way the RAF base, a few quick stops at shops for food n drink.

5. Seeing as my dealers aint gonna need there stash I'd rob their herb and equipment, ready for my own set up.

6. Find some high ground and sit that shit out, while my gf tends to my crops!

[MastaChronic]

i would gather up at least a hundred pounds of high grade herbage, a bunch of elmers glue and pigs blood, i would disguise the bud as brains by rolling it and making it stay like that with the elmers glue, then i would dip them in pigs blood to give it a realistic quality and start throwing them at the zombies, getting them to stoned to know what they want with me, of course this plan could backfire, giving them the munchies and makem want my brain even more

[Professor Dan K.]

depends actually, are they old school zombies that are slow? or are they new age zombies that can sprint and catch you?

if they are slow zombies id just laugh because i can out walk a zombie anyday. If i know theyre is no use and im going to die soon, get a bunch of pain killers or something and take them so i can feel nothing and some steroids or something so i can keep using my muscles for a long period of time. Id go to the nearest open area with a hanzo sword and unleash the wrath that is the professor.

however if they are fast zombies, id hold up in some sort of building with as much food, alcohol, weed, guns and ammo as i could carry. stock up everything and chill on the roof and pick off zombies all day. maybe make some dynamite and chuck it in the middle of a zombie mosh pit and fuck up a whole bunch at a time while being totally baked out of my dome.


fast zombies suck, they dont even give us a chance.

[dryst]

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