zombie take over!!!

[4252]

Seriously, I can't believe I'm wasting time thinking about this, but here goes;

Tactically, the zombies have only one thing that makes them a threat - they're persistant. That'd also be their weakness. And I've never seen them retreat, in all the movies (really stupid). Any enemy force that congregates mindlessly, and doesn't have the sense to bug out when they're met with superior force is doomed from the start.

A. Get yourself a tank or tanks at the local Army Reserve center. Not one of those high tech monstrosities, but nice reliable old M-60's if you can find them. Then there'd be no shuch thing as being cornered by the bums. Simply roll over them; 10, 100 or 10,000, it wouldn't matter. I'd like to have a group of about 2 or 3 for mutual support.

B. Establish a zone which can be defended, and counter attack whenever they show in sufficient numbers to make it worth your while. A typical Zombie squad would consist of about 3 or 4 people; weapons including but not necessarily limit to frag grenades, shotguns, RPG's, and maybe flame throwers if you can get your hands on some. Mop-up/burial details would also be necessary; we all know how a bunch of neutralized zombies can clutter up the view.

C. Keep expanding your defensive zone, both to limit the activity of the zombies, and to keep ahead of the stink of perhaps thousands of rotting bods all over the place.

D. Have at least one good lawyer on hand, for when they start complaining that their civil rights have been violated.

E. Contemplate the morality of "killing" thousands of individuals who're already dead, look back with no regrets, start rebuilding society. Hopefully one better than the terrible mess we've created in the last few thousand years. (That's what these stories are really about, isn't it?)

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[likemclever]

D. Have at least one good lawyer on hand, for when they start complaining that their civil rights have been violated.
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ha ha my favorite part.

and I would have thought that your solution to the zombie problem would have involved switchblades.

How have you been my friend? It's been a long time.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ive read the survival guide

all i would need.

SKS rifle, and maybe a Pistol (.38, or .44, 10 round mag atleast)
many boxes, crates of ammunition
food and seeds
bong
lighter
lighter fluid
some HPS lights and a hydro setup
okay now im just fantasizing

[4252]

ha ha my favorite part.

and I would have thought that your solution to the zombie problem would have involved switchblades.

How have you been my friend? It's been a long time.

Hi there beautiful, how're you doing? How's the little one? I miss our conversations; go figure, it'd take a monster movie fantasy to pull me back here. I'm such a schmuck. Where's Scarlett crush?

If the zombies get troublesome, would you be willing to command the #1 tank? Maybe it wouldn't be neccesary; you'd probably manage to stun them with your looks alone. I can see it all now. You say "Sit!" over a bull horn, and 100,000 zombies obediently park their sorry butts on the grass and wait for 100,000 doggy treats, with their tongues hanging out. Make that 100,000 zombies and one tr4252.

tr

[likemclever]

Hi there beautiful, how're you doing? How's the little one? I miss our conversations; go figure, it'd take a monster movie fantasy to pull me back here. I'm such a schmuck. Where's Scarlett crush?

If the zombies get troublesome, would you be willing to command the #1 tank? Maybe it wouldn't be neccesary; you'd probably manage to stun them with your looks alone. I can see it all now. You say "Sit!" over a bull horn, and 100,000 zombies obediently park their sorry butts on the grass and wait for 100,000 doggy treats, with their tongues hanging out. Make that 100,000 zombies and one tr4252.

tr

Scarlett, I’ve seen her now and then but haven’t for ages. Her return only foreseen by the stroke of luck that normally precedes her.

I am well considering I’m in my last semester; descend for the wagon, so I can get one of those pesky job thingies I’ve heard so much about. My little one is as sweet and terrifying as her mother .

As for the monster thread your return makes perfect sense to me. I would imagine that your primal instincts took over and you thought there might be a damsel in here that needed some looking after (perfect logic.) We had better hope that those zombies are not redheaded female zombies; I may have to relieve you of your command for fear that you might consider throwing yourself upon their mercy .

You know you really should post more. You’ve been missed.

How is the living by the sword part of your life going? You’ll have to post me a picture and show mw your latest creation. Have you managed to keep the rest of your body intact at the day job?

Hoping your well,
likem

[Funyons]

well a hookah and id smoke up the zomnbies! for free!

[S.P.Q.R.]

Call up the rest of the local regiment of the Zombie Defense Organization. You think I'm joking do you? I'm dead serious (pun intended), my friends and I have funded several tounge in cheek (though only slightly) groups at the various universities we ended up going to a year or so ago. The one I set up at UCSC has 24 members ready to drop everything, form up and kick some zombie ass when the invasion comes. We've got plans, supplies, and an urge to purge the undead.

LMAO you know what's fucking hillarious? Me and my friends did the same thing in case of an Alien Invasion, lol. We got maps for our city, made plans on where to go, ect. My friend even stocked up on canned food lol

[4252]

Yes, the job thingies. Necessary evil, I guess. Good to hear you're OK, as is the little copper coin. I've missed you too.

Suspended operations for a while, due to being a bit smashed up presently. Dislocated shoulder, banged up left hand which has given me the opportunity to ponder the phrase chronic pain in depth. Healing up rather slowly. Have been immersed in programming, feeds & speeds, merits of various cutting tools, etc. for a new CNC (computer controlled) machining center I added to the shop a few months ago. If I can't even use a file without screaming "ouch!" every few seconds or so, maybe a computer-brained machine should do the work instead. This is working out really well; I've never had such precision available before, and every piece comes out the same (like hell, I'm always tweaking the programs) and fits as close to perfect as I could wish. Finally got some rhodonite, but I was disappointed with it, haven't used it yet.

No need to relieve me, my loyalty is secure. There's only one redhead (er, strawberry blonde) I can think of that could hold my attention. Never cared for zombie girls anyway, one broke my heart (well, bit off a small part of it, actually) when I was a teenager.

Stay well.

tr

[dryst]

*bump

[mini pothead]

Ide pack up all my pets, grab my biggest chef knife and best blunt object incase of disaster, get my family, load into the car and hide away on my dads property up in the mountains near barrabba ( australia) and just live up there with the generator, fresh water, and my dad keeps like a years worth of unperishable food up there Oh and he grows up there so no worries :rasta: