Quote Originally Posted by likemclever
ha ha my favorite part.

and I would have thought that your solution to the zombie problem would have involved switchblades.

How have you been my friend? It's been a long time.
Hi there beautiful, how're you doing? How's the little one? I miss our conversations; go figure, it'd take a monster movie fantasy to pull me back here. I'm such a schmuck. Where's Scarlett crush?

If the zombies get troublesome, would you be willing to command the #1 tank? Maybe it wouldn't be neccesary; you'd probably manage to stun them with your looks alone. I can see it all now. You say "Sit!" over a bull horn, and 100,000 zombies obediently park their sorry butts on the grass and wait for 100,000 doggy treats, with their tongues hanging out. Make that 100,000 zombies and one tr4252.

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