See, when I first played the original Resident Evil on PSX, it freaked me OUT! Like nightmare status, ya know? I was, what, 10? So I had a right! lol Anyway, I used to constantly think about the scenario and what I would do.

I've not a PHOBIA about it anymore. But, every once in a while, I'll glance around and think about the things around the house I could use to block all the windows and doors and have a chuckle.

If it really happened, I live on the second floor of an apartment building complex. The only bad thing is is that the patio doors are both made of glass. So, I'd have to go to the store and buy all the wood necessary had, and lots of nails, and go home, quickly board of the entire length of the two doors (like...9-10 feet?) and then I'd bolt up the door. After that, I'd throw the huuuuge, homemade oak table that my uncle made and wedge it against the door and the wall that is right across from the door. After that, I'd probably put more boards vertically over the boards already horizontally fixed over the patio door for extra protection.

I have swords, katana's. Both are sharp enough to actually cut a little bit into a steel, box-fan engine. I think my defense would be enough to buy me just enough time to starve to death.

I'm just thinking...in Land of the Dead, it takes place 3 years after Dawn of the Dead. So...I'm thinking going into the woods in the middle of nowhere and trying to wait it out won't help much. Eventually they'll wonder close enough to you to be able to smell you.

Which brings up another point, the makeup thing don't work because they say that zombies can tell you're a human from the way you move, and you're smell.


Sorry, I used to be into this, remember??!?