zombie take over!!!

[NightProwler]

kil myself

[Inferius]

Drive to nearest supermarket with family and pick up trucks, , load up on as much supplies as possible. Hardware store (with guns and ammo) is next door, load up. Drive home, Unload everything, barricade doors/windows, fortify everything,
and use tools to have easy access to roof.
Work from there.

[Euphoric]

PRETEND IM A ZOMBIE THEYLL NEVER KNOW HHEHH

[Euphoric]

i do this everyday.... go buy "dead rising" for xbox360.

GEEZ HOW MANY COPIES OF DEAD RISING DO U HAVE BY NOW :dance:

[Euphoric]

i'd go to the costume shop and get the best zombie costume they have...........

UM U STOLE MY IDEA

[Gothen]

See, when I first played the original Resident Evil on PSX, it freaked me OUT! Like nightmare status, ya know? I was, what, 10? So I had a right! lol Anyway, I used to constantly think about the scenario and what I would do.

I've not a PHOBIA about it anymore. But, every once in a while, I'll glance around and think about the things around the house I could use to block all the windows and doors and have a chuckle.

If it really happened, I live on the second floor of an apartment building complex. The only bad thing is is that the patio doors are both made of glass. So, I'd have to go to the store and buy all the wood necessary had, and lots of nails, and go home, quickly board of the entire length of the two doors (like...9-10 feet?) and then I'd bolt up the door. After that, I'd throw the huuuuge, homemade oak table that my uncle made and wedge it against the door and the wall that is right across from the door. After that, I'd probably put more boards vertically over the boards already horizontally fixed over the patio door for extra protection.

I have swords, katana's. Both are sharp enough to actually cut a little bit into a steel, box-fan engine. I think my defense would be enough to buy me just enough time to starve to death.

I'm just thinking...in Land of the Dead, it takes place 3 years after Dawn of the Dead. So...I'm thinking going into the woods in the middle of nowhere and trying to wait it out won't help much. Eventually they'll wonder close enough to you to be able to smell you.

Which brings up another point, the makeup thing don't work because they say that zombies can tell you're a human from the way you move, and you're smell.


Sorry, I used to be into this, remember??!?

[Nodnorb]

wow i think i would just go to like mississippi u cant find anything in that crazy state and wait it out with old reliable(shotgun) and and airsoft gun for the kicks and u cant for get the grow setup like erebody said plus i would bring my copy of the zombie survival guide (its a real book)

[fasterspider]

I would put on some early Pink Floyd "be careful with that axe Eugene" and then "One of these days". And while it is playing I would bake then cut loose with my zombie killing weapons of death and destruction.
If that failed I would put my head between my legs and kiss my own ass goodbye.

[chisme]

get loads of cannabis seeds make a fenced off area with electric fence grab a load of sub machine guns , night vssion goggles, and mae myself a new country

[Mista Sippi]

wow i think i would just go to like mississippi u cant find anything in that crazy state and wait it out with old reliable(shotgun) and and airsoft gun for the kicks and u cant for get the grow setup like erebody said plus i would bring my copy of the zombie survival guide (its a real book)

cerain parts are like that, just don't go near jackson. killer zombie crackheads would be like a double wammy wouldn't it? BRAAAINNSS!!! BRAAAAINS AND CRAAAACK!!

but if zombies came up right now, i'd get dressed, grab a couple knives and a big fucking stick and start fucking running around killin shit. zombie or not, you fuckin dead. i'd hit 3 stores on my way running starting with the gun store that is so convieniently on the corner a block away. get gunned up, and run to the liquor store. gotta grab a couple bottles and then be out. finally hit he joo man store and grab all the blunts i can carry and a carton of newports. then i'm headin to my weed man's house to hole up like fuckin soldiers and smoke blunts till they get us.