Shipping was 2 weeks for me. but I was out in the middle of no where. It can be as little as a week. unless you buy the really expensive shipping. I can't imagine it taking more than a month unless it was a really busy time of year. Be sure to post a pic when you get it. Different things come in different packages, but they're all discreet. The return addy is something non-suspicious. Don't worry about cops.. The only place you ahve to worry about cops is ebay. Don't buy anything drug related or even grow related on Ebay.