Quote Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
2 words... get laid

and if (like orangeman said) you wanna know what a cock tastes like ask your father
i would but hes dead, blew his brains out. i thought it was kinda funny, i was 7 and i came home from school, saw him lying on the ground with a bunch of towels arranged in a circle. i got closer and i saw why, had his revolver in one hand and a hole in his head. i found a note on the table saying "clean the mess up before your mom and sister get home, dont touch the gun"