"How'd he die?"
"Broke his neck."
"That's embarrassing?"
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
"Shut the hell up."
"Bible truth."
"Stop it."
"I swear."
"Oh, my god."
"Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?"
"No!"
"Yeah sure. You're so repressed."
"Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
"Who found him?"
"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess."
"His dick was in his mouth?"
"Balls resting on his lips."
"He made it, hunhh?"
"Yeah, but at what a price."
"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know."
"What, your dick?"
"Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner or later."
"I never tried it... Fucking pervert"