Self fellatio

[jamstigator]

Ya know, maybe this is how we could defeat the terrorists! Figure out how guys do this and publish the info, hold classes in the Middle East, teach every Muslim guy how to suck his own dick. Once they learn, I guarantee you there will be a lot less screaming of 'Death to America!' and a whole lot more 'Mmmmmpppphhhmm!'

[Lucifuge]

What movie was that?

Clerks
About 1:30 into this video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wwkt4mmAZqM

[Mud Dauber]

Some of you guys on here are obviously about 12

I'd love to see a guy suck his own dick. And what's so gross about tasting your own semen ? Don't you kiss your partner after she sucks you off ???

If I could eat myself out I would. Every day, too.

[MbanjeBoy]

Gross fact I heard once: When ever you get a mouth fulla jizz, the sperm can last up to five days in your mouth. (dead though, I'd assume.)

I remember when I was about 15 and we were looking at skin cells from the inside of your cheek. I'm sure anyone here who did science at school must have done that. And this one guy in our class had a couple of cells on his slide and asked the teacher what they were.... yup, you guessed it.... lol

[fikusroot]

I remember when I was about 15 and we were looking at skin cells from the inside of your cheek. I'm sure anyone here who did science at school must have done that. And this one guy in our class had a couple of cells on his slide and asked the teacher what they were.... yup, you guessed it.... lol

What? he had plankton in his mouth? Did I guess right? I happen to love the taste of jizz and sip it out of a wine glass while I enjoy a nice puben cigar.

[Frivolous248]

Oh shit, the teacher let everyone in the whole world know that kid ate jizz? Hah, I guess he'll think twice before a taste-test. Assuming it was his...ugh, gross...

[Cassiopiea]

Clerks
About 1:30 into this video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wwkt4mmAZqM

Cheers man, lol i actually found it out ust before I came on the site this time, I had it lying around, whatched some of it sober and hated it. Now ive got some amazing chronic its opened my eyes, lol.

[SinisterK]

Man, I so would if I could, I don't give a fuck what you all think. Never been able to reach though, that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess. Someday.

[fikusroot]

Has anyone seen the SNL skit where Will Ferrells doing Yoga and finally is able to reach his own dick? Funny shit.

[mcqueen]

Wish I could, I would never leave my house. LOL