Self fellatio

[hammertime]

damn yall got too much spare time on your hands......and also if you suck your own dick or taste your own jizz are does that make you gay???

[Inferius]

and also if you suck your own dick or taste your own jizz are does that make you gay???

Lol. Make you gay? I didn't know such a thing was possible. You either fancy men or you don't.
...But wait, if you touch your dick and stroke it and get cum all over your hands does that make you gay?

[Lucifuge]

You're all fuckin liars, I've got 50 bucks that says each and every one of you has at least contamplated sucking your own dick. Don't be shy, I was embarassed to admit to my friends I masturbated (constantly) in high school.

[Satan666]

hahahahaha This is funny.

EDIT: Theres nothing wrong with constant masturbation.

[acrca]

this thread was excellent for my entertainment :thumbsup:

[Professor Dan K.]

My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. His mom found him, it was a mess. He was on his bed with his legs doubled over himself balls resting on his lips... mom freaked out. true story.

:rasta::rasta:

[MastaChronic]

^ hahahahahahahaha!lol

[fikusroot]

"How'd he die?"
"Broke his neck."
"That's embarrassing?"
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
"Shut the hell up."
"Bible truth."
"Stop it."
"I swear."
"Oh, my god."
"Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?"
"No!"
"Yeah sure. You're so repressed."
"Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
"Who found him?"
"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess."
"His dick was in his mouth?"
"Balls resting on his lips."
"He made it, hunhh?"
"Yeah, but at what a price."
"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know."
"What, your dick?"
"Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner or later."
"I never tried it... Fucking pervert"

[Lucifuge]

^^^ Great Fuckin Movie.

[Cassiopiea]

^^^ Great Fuckin Movie.

What movie was that?