1. This is a blanket statement for all of the young men who demand both swallowing and anal from their women. First, take a sex ed class and find out about VD and condoms and dental dams.

2a. I recommend that you swallow your own spunk. Nothing beats the scientific method. If you have not allowed your girlfriend to spit after this, you are just a prick.

2b. Same goes for anal. Stick a few fingers up there and imagine what it would be like if you did not have a prostate to make it arousing in the first place.

(Yes, I have tried both 2a and 2b).