one night i was coming home from a keg party i had i think 7 or 9 beers and a 19 second kegstand..so after hopping on my bike and marely making it to my friends house (with a lot of help of my freiends)..my mom calls and fuckign SCREAMS that i have to be home bc im mad late and shes coming to get me..so i jsut like hung up on her and my phone died shortly after. so i borrow a house phone and call my girlfriend because she lives really close, so she says shell be at his house so i wait, and throw the house phone on the ground (his mom went crazy looking for it the next morning, AHAH) so then i get a ride home from my girfriends friends mom because i was really far away and she was soo worried i was going to die xD. so apparently i was so late that my mom called the cops (this was like 3 hours afetr i talked to her, like 1 or 2 in the morning) so i fuckign SPRINTED..then i remember going to a payphone and it nto working..then i woke up in a back yard where i had passed out (no idea whos it was) and then i lose consiousness again, wake up INSIDE the house walkign around, and im like..where the FUCK am i???? so i run..on the road i see a guy who asked me if i was in his yard, and i very poorly explained that i didnt know what i was doing :P.

then i remember being in this driveway that goes through the woods, curled up next to a fire to keep warm

i slept there until dawn

fucking CRAZY night, omfg.

thats how you know your fucked up i think i may have smoked weed that night, but if i did i dont remember. i had to of tho :P:P:P