How you can tell when you're really fucked up

[pbzeppelin90]

usually the scare test works awesomely well.

just wait untill your buddy is relaxed. then, suddenly jump out at them! if their reaction is late/sucks, than they are stoned. my friend did it to me 4 times going up my stairs, each time i fucking fell over. i even knew the shit was coming, and i still fell over XD. animals will also seem to be crazy/wild. whenever im baked my dog seems to be moving at the speed of light.

or you could think your in space, laughing at twirling xmas trees (see my post in experiences).

[usedchemicals]

i know i'm fucked up if my friends can tell me the cops are behind us and i freak out, and then i find out there isn't a cop and they fool me again using the same trick five minutes later

[lagstronaut]

Um, is that normal?

I can't say i've ever experienced anything like that.

yeah i can't say i've ever been doing something and BAM i'm in a ditch

[hammertime]

shit one night we were drinking at a keg party at my friends college.....i went from my college to his place and we started smokin some fire crippy and drinkking a shitload of keg beers and then alot of shots of cheap plastic bottle scotch.......next thing i know a huge fight breaks out people are fucking going at it with my boys who are throwing the party, and some dude starts walkin at me with a tire iron and says you want some mother fucker ill kill you! all a sudden i remember i got my knife on me cause i had used it to slice up a philly blunt.... i flip the blade out the blade yell you better fuckin kill me cause im gonna cut your nuts off mother fucker!!!! screamin shit at the top of my lungs and the dude says wtf your crazy him and everyone fuckin leave cause i pulled a knife but a fuckin tire iron kills just as easy, but that shit was at 3 am so we all fuckin drink some more smoke some more after the fight and i go to sleep on the couch at prolly 5 am...............i wake up to birds chirping in the trees and relize im fuckin sitting indian style on the sidewalk in front of the house and some chic jogs by doing her saturday morning excercise just stares at me like im a crazy person..........i went to sleep inside woke up outside at like 9am locked out of the house and i dont know how the fuck i got outside...............crazy shit

[blazed620]

I know i'm fucked up when we've all been smoking, and somethen happens....and were all just like....." did that really just happen?" lol...

Like this one time we were all sitting outside my friends house drinking beer and smoking ...and this one guy pulls up on a moped lol...and my friend jake is stoned out of his mind and asks the kid if he can ride it. And suprisingly this kid says yeah. So jake gets on it and take off down the road. 3 minutes later we see him speeding by us....his hair flying in the wind lol....and were laughing as hard as we can. And then another 3 minutes he speeds by us again. lol....and then we wait and wait....and he doesn't come back....after about 30 minutes we see him pushing it down the street back to us. He said he went to turn and turned off the bike somehow and didnt' know how to turn it bak on. But that was one of those moments when he would drive by....were all like....did that really just happen?

[BongZoola]

I've had the "how did i get here" happen before but that involved drinking too. You know your really fucked up when you try to pick a fight with your girlfriends dad, lawl.

[Gothen]

I've never been that fucked up. I'm a really logical person, though I have a HUGE imagination, and I'm always really logical and safe about the drugs I consume.

Like I've never been so drunk that I don't remember the night, but I have been fucked up on pills and have huge chunks of the night that are just gone. Sometimes it can be hard to tell if I'm awake or just really fucked up, but it's when that happens that I'm, somehow, at my happiest and lucid, for some reason.

[couch-potato]

Personally, I know I'm fucked up when I forget how to pack another bowl.

[Chronic.Tonic]

I know I'm fucked up when all my memoires of the previous night are all in third person...:stoned:

[Inferius]

One of my all time dreams is to have a continuous drug adventure. The type where you' and a friend start talking about it over a joint, and 800 bucks later you're hungover somewhere in Idaho, naked, in some old ladies pool.
I can't wait for it. My own version of Fear and Loathing.
I know i'm fucked up when I spend 2 hours in the kitchen trying to make toast. And then realizing that there isnt any toast. Nor am I in a kitchen.