Lol anyone know that old "5-second rule" some people would actually abide by? You know, the one that if you drop a piece of food, you could eat it if you picked it up in less than 5 seconds because the "bacteria wouldn't overrun" the food?

Lol I apply the 5 second rule to my smokage. Take it in, swallow, 5 secs, and let loose. I'll have to try downgrading to 4 secs now. Hehe.