NO. You simply dont tell a soul. Why? Because even mentioning it creates a small possibility of getting caught. Even if this possibility is miniscule, it is still there, and that person would know that forever. If you never tell anyone, you never create a possibility for getting caught, and its that simple.

But anyway, if you don't do it in your own private place, at least a place where someone else would never, ever look (for those who live at home)