damn you young uns with your fancy schmancy, high tech thingamajiggies.
(sorry, i was channeling my grandmother)

you should probably have thought of this before you jumped into the damn thing. it's a simple precaution, like going to the bathroom before leaving on a long trip. now you're trapped on a broken coaster with no mechanic and no way back to reality. if you had thought ahead, you would have at least brought along a snack or something. now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.