do you have a crush on cannabis member?

[Scarlet Sky]

now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.

oooowwweeeeeooooo

tracking.....tracking......

transporter status: opperational

engage...........:abduct:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

[Coelho]

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl.

if any of the above made sense to you i would suggest a course of anti-psychotics because you're undoubtedly as messed up as i am.

damn man... it makes a lot of sense for me... seriously... its pure logic, mathematicaly exact, applied to an unusual situation... i love every nonsense which arises from use of logic until its last consequences...
i think im sober long enough... sometimes sobriety can be more maddening then stonedness... so i think i need to smoke... :jointsmile:

[SwirlyMass]

i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back

[stinkyattic]

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl..

OMG delusions that is possibly the funniest thing I have seen you post, ever, hahahahaha rep to you!!!! edit, oh fuckballs, i can't give you any rep until i spread it around. grrrrrr some people NEED multiple... um... reps

[VaporDaddy]

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt.
Surreys Princess
stinkyattic
Mrs. Greenjeans
samwhore (when she turns 18 )
Birdgirl
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

[Wesley Pipes]

i think i've said this before but yeah i do have a crush on someone , unfortunatly she doesnt feel the same way, i even believe she has a crush on someone else... yep lifes just fuckin fantastic

[stinkyattic]

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt.
....
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

lol
You aren't lacking much in the brains department yourself... it's refreshing...

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i have a crush on mrs. gj's feet and it's all her fault. she just had to tease me by offering to send me a pic of them and now i am totally consumed by thoughts of her toes. alas, now that she's been banned i may never have the chance to view those delicious digits, but i can still dream. oh, the damnable frustration of it all.

[Samwhore]

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

I hired a mechanic, now my roller coaster includes water jets!

i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back

mines better, 'cuzzi party!

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt.
samwhore (when she turns 18 )
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

we can pretend....